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Me llamo Roggie. I like anything kitschy, vintage, retro, and queer. My heart belongs to a lovely lady and I am madly in love with her.

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Nov 13 2012 1:12 am

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Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.


  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

I just tried this out and my feet feel like BUTTER now. It’s INCREDIBLE.

Would this work with an electric razor?

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Nov 10 2012 3:57 am

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Nov 5 2012 3:09 am

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Oct 26 2012 9:44 pm

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I was watching the debate and decided since our country is about to collapse its probably time to give some stuff away so that when the time comes to move to Atlantis the load won’t be so burdensome. I’ve never done this before so bare with me. The rules are that you can reblog this as many times as you’d like. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME. Likes DO NOT count. I will randomize the winner and draw on election day, or NOVEMBER 6th. So get cracking i guess.

Contents include:

1 thrifted patterned shirt

1 DIY studded collar shirt

1 pair of DIY galaxy shorts

1 pair of vintage pink hand-dyed levi shorts

1 vintage knit sweater

1 pair of vintage brown suede Doc Martens

2 records, opened I Don’t Want To Grow Up- Descendents, unopened Only Boundaires- Balance and Composure

2 Stickers

1 Panda journal

1 hand painted incense burner

1 vintage teal pleather bag

1 Meikai 4353-0 35mm camera

2 rings: koi fish; Japanese serpent

2 necklaces

1 pair of earings

1 vest back-panel with Satanic Mit and Barack stencil designed by moi

Reblog and win it for yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, or your grandma! good luck! 

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Oct 18 2012 2:42 pm

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